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this cracks me up no end!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXpBFQUmlFo

recently in quito i found this excellent tapas bar where there is unlimited food and the price you pay is determined on the quality of wine you drink as this is also unlimited. fantastic. wine and more wine later after a bit of dancing i remember chatting to some policemen in the street, the next mi...

i wonder if she fantasised about doing the testicular rip off during their relationship! if she did i´m sure she´s now discovered that most fantasies are better in your head than in reality especially when they end up in court ha ha! can you imagine her next boyfriends face when he realises the rumo...

when i was young i always asked my mum questions and referred to her youth as ´the olden days´ but once when i came home from school i asked my dad if he could remeber dinosaurs!

Lord knows how old i thought he was!

yep it was really easy to get to we just jumped into a taxi! straight through the borders no probs we only went as we didn`t want to stop drinking at 2! if anyone else plans to do it i advise taking your passport to avoid the horrid immigration people even though im sure you could probably return in...

whats the craziest situation you have got yourselves into lately whilst drunk? the other night i was in san diego america and me and my friend got a bit drunk and things got a little crazy we ended up in mexico which was all well and good untill the next day when they wouldn't let me back into ameri...

How are we celebrating this great day?

er, fez i think you are confusing love with perversion here, but then again maybe that is your norm and perversion is a love for you.....


i dont feel the same way therefore my point stands that love can be whatever a person wishes, perceives or feels it to be. good day :D

whatever you want it to be!

check out mike strutter! he is quite an amusement

also if you want to see something freaky have a look at dj aligator!

im so happy mr e that i was not the only one who had noticed my neighbours post being hijacked! i was beginning to get a little vexed but this claire character sounds interesting however remember people this is a neighbour post! maybe you guys should start another one about claire.

its just another day to me but it also happens to be a lovely day outside and i have the day off work

Dylan is the father, how execellent! and speaking of excellence, steiger is right up there!

hi everyone of course i have been watching neighbours lately, have you? well i'd just like to know if you think dylan is right in saying he is baby kerry's father? i hope so then eventually sky and dylan will get bsck together and evil elle will die of a broken heart- its the least she deserves plus...

wine! what do you guys like? personally, i enjoy wines from mendoza, argentina and various chilean wines. however, i am also partial to the odd champagne but i do prefer red wine overall. your comments please... tonight i serve red pepper, corinader and carrot soup followed by thai gree curry and se...