Best film insults of all time

Post by **Mike** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:21 pm

My vote would be Han Solo's insult to chewwie in The Empire Strikes Back.

'Laugh it up furball!'

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:40 am

I like it when Sigourney Weaver says 'Get away from her you bitch' to the Alien in Aliens.

Not strictly an insult - but an ace bit of film.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:07 pm

I have thought of another one. In the Life of Brian the following conversation occurs.

Mother: I am sorry to say Brian but your father was Not Mr Coan.

Brian: I never thought he was Mum . . . .

Chrissie · Post by **Chrissie** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 3:15 pm

darn it! my mind's gone blank, will come back later!

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 4:01 pm

dennis hopper to kevin costner in waterworld:

"he's like a turd that wont flush."

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sat Dec 17, 2005 7:06 pm

One of my favourites is from the film 'Twins' when the Doctor speaks to Julius (Arnie Schwarzenegger) about his birth - he explains that he was a production for the perfect human or something along those lines. Anyway, Vince (DeVito) exclaims that he is amazed to be apart of this and congratulates his mum

The doctor then turns to Vince and insultingly says
''The embryo split in two, but it didn't split equally. All the purity and strength went into Julius. All the crap that was left over went into what you see in the mirror every morning.... You haven't got the brainpower to understand this Vincent and I haven't the time, show's over.''

Claire · Post by **Claire** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:24 pm

Not from a film, but from Friends. The episode where Ross and Rachel temporarily have a reconciliation after Rachel writes all her thoughts in that 18 page letter and Ross pretends he's read it and agreed to it all but actually he fell asleep and didn't know what he was agreeing to (about them being 'on a break'). This was only revealed to a furious Rachel after they'd spent the night together and he storms off with her coming after him. he leaves the flat and, before slamming the door after him, she shouts down the corridor:
"IT'S NOT THAT COMMON, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY AND IT IS A BIG DEAL!!!"

Hilarious... and then even more so because Chandler springs out from behind the door and chips in "I knew it!!!" :D
Makes me laugh every time.

Post by **Mike** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:57 am

These are great. One from 'So I Married an Axe Murderer'.

"Good god, the boy has the head the size of a small planetoid, it has its own weather system!"

Chrissie · Post by **Chrissie** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:16 pm

On Virgin.net movie section you can randomly generate classic film insults, today it came up with this one

"Your breath is so stinky people look forward to your farts."
Buddy Love, The Nutty Professor

Chrissie · Post by **Chrissie** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:19 pm

Sorry, just couldn't resist, this one is one of my favourites, Mike Myers is a genius!

"Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive sh! Now, I have a whole bag of sh! with your name on it."
Dr Evil, Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery

seaflower · Post by **seaflower** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:37 pm

Hi one film that i feel is full of funny and great insults is Dragnet. If you haven't seen it and fancy laughing for a bit, stick it on. These are a few examples which always make me snigger.

when detective streetback sees the Dr Johnathon Whirley he says to his partner 'Have you seen this guy? what a mental furball'

an investgation into a robbery commences and the woman they go and visit greets the detectives with 'it's about time you pencil dicks showed up' then describes her robber (who was also her lodger) as a 'useless scumlapping shitbag' there are others too. :o

Then the detectives have the thief in station and he says 'take off these cuffs and open the door!' and the reply is 'I wouldn't worry about the door, the kind of scum who represents you would just ooze right under it' :o

see i'm laughing now just thinking about it :o :o

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:37 pm

a killer line from a woody allen film that i can't remember the name of;

"what's on your mind? if you'll excuse the exaggeration."

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:39 pm

oh, oh, here's another one from "Annie Hall":

'don't make fun of masterbation. it's sex with someone i love."

not an insult but it had me in stitches

Post by **Mike** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:54 am

Woody Allen is a very witty man. But massively misunderstood I fear. I loved the first insult, I will have to slip that into conversation! Somehow.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:51 pm

hermes conrad (futurama): "i can't stand the little bastard. i'd like to put him in a sack, chuck the sack into a river and hurl the river into outer space!"

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