Are Lizzie's Boobs juicilicious

Victwah · Post by **Victwah** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:59 pm

Mmmmmm What a Conundrum!!!!!!

As a relative of the vessel in question I feel obligated to point out the FACTS:

A) Mike is indeed a boob man and has infact tried to grow his own.
B) Is double DD a Cup full or a Bucket load?
C) Are they just V V V high love handles?

PLEASE DISCUSS

(Without offense)

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:20 pm

My sense of "humour" is far too black at the moment to discuss this without causing potential offense or embarrassment, although I might point out that there is only one fact in the post, the other two are questions.

Nice to see you here, Victwah!

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:21 pm

Picky

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:43 pm

mr_e wrote:My sense of "humour" is far too black at the moment to discuss this without causing potential offense or embarrassment, although I might point out that there is only one fact in the post, the other two are questions.

Nice to see you here, Victwah!

Oh dear, why are you in such a back mood mr_e? As for the rest of the post. . . I really would not like to comment, it is indeed an interesting topic, however.

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:18 pm

Don't confuse black mood with black humour. Maybe "dark humour" would be a clearer phrase to use above? It looks like the only person who can feasibly comment isn't going to (v. wise), and this topic was an absolute minefield (booby trap?) for anyone else who dared to answer, so I shall let it rest in peace.

hazel · Post by **hazel** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:49 am

Hello thank you for pointing out that mike is a boob man...made my lunch go down really well thinking about my brother and those subjects!!
I think lizzie is very lucky I wish I had DD Boobs!!

And Michael has tried to grow breasts for years Iv got pictures that would make him cringe!HAHAHAHA!

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:44 pm

And I have also heard a tale that Mike likes to wear his Mum's bras !!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:05 pm

you read my mind lizzie I was gonna write that but didnt think he'd like it!!HAHA!

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:14 pm

have i arrived at the wrong michael riley website? what's this talk of boobs all of a sudden, this used to be a sensible website for sensible people and now it's just all smut...marvelous!

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:05 pm

Lizzie wrote:And I have also heard a tale that Mike likes to wear his Mum's bras !!!

Just another of my sisters really really deranged stories. :?

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:24 pm

Lizzie wrote:And I have also heard a tale that Mike likes to wear his Mum's bras !!!

Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image. Bad image.

I don't need this image when I'm just about to go to my grans for lunch. Oh christ, this is going to be torturous.

Victwah · Post by **Victwah** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:35 pm

Smut is my middle name!!!! te he he!

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:49 pm

The meal was HORRENDOUS. I repeat HORRENDOUS. The image of Mike with a bra completely ruined the delicious meal prepared by my gran.

The image did go away for a couple of hours until I accidently caught 'Celebrity Big Brother' on E4 and saw that transvestite Pete (I think his name is Pete). Strangely, freakily, scarily, the image came back only this time much, much worse. Not the greatest of night's sleep either.

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:39 pm

If you were genuinely affected that badly by it, you're lucky I didn't post what I was going to...want to hear it anyways?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:58 am

mr_e wrote:If you were genuinely affected that badly by it, you're lucky I didn't post what I was going to...want to hear it anyways?

For the sake of Andy's sanity please NO!