Which Members?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:08 pm

As you may have noticed the membership for the forum has dropped slightly. This is because I became bored of checking the web sites of all the members who have never posted anything. I have now decided to have a policy that if anyone joins and does not post a single item for two weeks they will be deleted.

This new hard stance is for no apparent reason and I think I may be hormonal. . . . or tired

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:31 pm

your reasoning seems sound for a hormal middle-aged woman

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:07 pm

Fez can you feel the wave of negative energy flowing your way? No. Thats a good thing then

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:25 pm

Very Stalinesque Mike. Perhaps we should give you a nickname/memorable title like ''Iron Mike'', ''Mike the Culler''. My vote would go for ''Mike the Merciless''!!!!

Post by **Mike** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:22 am

How about Mighty Mike? :D

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:12 pm

No, you'd sound like a bread that was popular in the early 1990s.

Mike the Merciless is much better.
I also like Maniacal Mike!!!

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:47 pm

mike the merciless would be so much cooler if he grew a devilish and slightly camp mostache to go with it

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:15 pm

That's so not going to happen, and the thought of Mike trying to grow any facial hair terrifies me. Maybe a funky glue-on swirly evil pointy 'tash of doom instead?

Claire · Post by **Claire** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:52 pm

Machiavellian Mike? Alliteration rules!

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:56 pm

Fez wrote:mike the merciless would be so much cooler if he grew a devilish and slightly camp mostache to go with it

Yeah, he's even got the ''Super Gay Nazi trench coat'' to go with it!!!!!!!!!! Remember that one Mike?

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:37 am

Andy wrote:
Fez wrote:mike the merciless would be so much cooler if he grew a devilish and slightly camp mostache to go with it
Yeah, he's even got the ''Super Gay Nazi trench coat'' to go with it!!!!!!!!!! Remember that one Mike?

Yes - I remember, that one went to Oxfam some time ago !!!

BarcelonAl · Post by **BarcelonAl** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:52 am

Lizzie wrote:
Andy wrote:
Fez wrote:mike the merciless would be so much cooler if he grew a devilish and slightly camp mostache to go with it
Yeah, he's even got the ''Super Gay Nazi trench coat'' to go with it!!!!!!!!!! Remember that one Mike?
Yes - I remember, that one went to Oxfam some time ago !!!

For those of us unlucky enough to have missed this fashion fauz-pas, are there pictures available?

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:35 pm

Oxfam. Really, did you send it to them without me noticing?

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:01 pm

it was a very cool coat, the only problem was that mike wearing it with those dark glasses did make him look very suspicious. you should have kept hold of it because it was pretty sharp, the lesson here is not to take our fashion tips too seriously, though i will admit my extra long army shirt was asking for trouble.

okay, fashion disasters:

mike's leather coat
fez's army dress/shirt
hibbert's purple hair experiment at college
woody wearing nothing but blue shorts and sandals at his last bbq
liz's cordoroy librarian's brown dress
john...no, just john

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:08 pm

I love you too, Fez. Call me sometime.

I would like to see photos of Hibbert's purple hair...pretty please?