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Fez
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i sat watching this film with eyes wide and mouth hanging open in a stunned silence; it is quite possibly the worst film ever made. the script is of such a terrifyingly poor quality i wept in despair and the special effects nearly made my imagination implode from boredom. as cute as zoe mclellan is i wouldn't raise an objection to the entire cast being hunted down for crimes against acting; thora birch's character would have shown more emotion if played by a plank and jeremy irons should be hung. avoid this awful film - it deserves no stars!
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It was indeed truly dreadful. No stars.
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Well I have not seen this film and I am sort of glad about it given the reviews above. Not a good advert for the game really is it.
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Post by Andy »

*sniff sniff
What's that smell? Is it horse?
*sniff sniff
Is it cow?
*sniff
Nope, it's definitely bullshit.
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