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Strange Old Men
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:13 am
by Mike
I was sitting and relaxing in the local park when I nodded and 'Good Morninged' a passing old timer who was eyeballing me. After he had walked two paced further on he turned and said
Old Timer wrote:I have learned in my life that people who nod and say good morning really want to rip your throat out. Civilisation is a thin vineer I can tell you!
I must admit I was rather stumped by this but it is rather funny dont you think!
PDT_049
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:44 pm
by Fez
Psychotic old men are always funny, though it is rather tragic that a small show of politeness is these days seen as the pre-amble to a bloody massacre.
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:24 pm
by mr_e
I'm not surprised people want to rip his throat out when he comes up with shit like that. A self-fulfilling prophecy kind of situation there.
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:58 pm
by johnriley1uk
Perhaps it's not such a good idea to sit and relax in local parks? :?
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:11 pm
by Fez
Maybe it would be easier to ban psycotic old men
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:15 pm
by johnriley1uk
Maybe, Fez, but in this world only you and I are sane enough to decide who is psychotic (and I ain't so sure about you....)
OK, I know it's an old joke....
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:10 pm
by idlewood
na, i think its just the efect mike has on people
u shoudl see what happens whenhe goes to the bar in a pub for a drink and says hi tothe bar staff.......
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:50 pm
by Fez
What if the old man had a point tough? I mean, Mike didn't actually say what he was doing whilst sat on that bench - if he was sharpening up an axe at the time maybe the old man was right to be scared.
As for for my own sanity, John, both halves of my personality are in complete agreement that I'm fine and in perfect control of my burning desire to see the universe put to torch by my invading zombie minions that will do anything I say to destroy the whole human race.
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:33 pm
by johnriley1uk
That's all right, then....

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:12 pm
by Mike
idlewood wrote:na, i think its just the efect mike has on people
u shoudl see what happens whenhe goes to the bar in a pub for a drink and says hi tothe bar staff.......
wtf???? You will be giving me a reputation with comments like that Terry!
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:13 pm
by Fez
i thought it was a reputation you already had, actually...

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:53 pm
by John Knight
He's not psychoctic just right. I do reallly wanna rip your throat out.
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:28 am
by Mike
John Knight wrote:He's not psychoctic just right. I do reallly wanna rip your throat out.
Phew, I thought I was just paranoid. Now I know that everyone is against me I will feel very justified in persecuting the lot of ya.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:45 pm
by Fez
he knows too much...he must be disassimilated...