A serious Question

[Mike]

All monkeys love bananas. I bananas therefore I am a monkey. True or False?

[johnriley1uk]

No, you're just bananas....

[Mike]

Now that is just crazy talk. . .

[BarcelonAl]

Nurse! Time for Mike's medication me'thinks...

[mr_e]

The second sentence is possibly missing a word, other than that it's suspiciously similar to another thread that involved paradoxes. Technically the options are too limited to properly answer the question. It is deserving of a joke, but I'm too tired for that...

[Mike]

Too tired? The second sentence may be missing a word. I can neither confirm nor deny this allegation at this point.

[johnriley1uk]

I can neither confirm nor deny this allegation at this point.

I would expect nothing less.

[Mike]

That is because I am training for a post in government. I have to perfect the principle of asking pointless, incomplete questions then giving a non consequential answer to a different question.

[Andy]

That is because I am training for a post in government. I have to perfect the principle of asking pointless, incomplete questions then giving a non consequential answer to a different question.

Your first sentence was a non consequential answer Mike. Well done.

[Mike]

The walk I had at lunchtime was very nice too. btw - where is Mayor Snorkham?

[johnriley1uk]

btw - where is Mayor Snorkham?

I understanding he is currantly laying a cake. Or paddling a poodle. Or peddling a puddle. Or lambasting his mother.

[Mike]

Peddling a puddle is particularly difficult - as soon as you scoop it up it becomes a tank of water.

[BarcelonAl]

Am I the only one here who isn't on some form of hallucinogenic drugs?

[johnriley1uk]

You just don't read the right sort of books...

[Mike]

Am I the only one here who isn't on some form of hallucinogenic drugs?

Actually you are the only one ON hallucinogenic drugs, lets be honest if we all know what is going on then YOU must be the one tripping out.

Or maybe not though that biscuit I had earlier was very nice I don't think it has degraded my mental capacity. Other things happening today might have drained my attention span to that of a boiled prune but that, as they say, is another story.