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These are pretty funny, the next funniest is telling a child that the government has revoked Santa's visa and therefore Christmas has been cancelled this year.

i opted for psychological warfare today...
I set it up by implying yesterday that I was gonna out do myself this year. today i just went around with a slight smirnk on my face. EVERYONE is paranoid about what I've got planned. i don't have anything plannned, i'm just messing with their minds.

last year i called home and asked how my parents would feel about being grandparents... Mum got VERY excited called EVERYONE, until Dad came back from tennis and pointed out the date to her.
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stimpsonslostson wrote:last year i called home and asked how my parents would feel about being grandparents... Mum got VERY excited called EVERYONE, until Dad came back from tennis and pointed out the date to her.
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That is bordering on cruel. I wish I had thought of that one.