Brief Movie Reviews
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Brief Movie Reviews
Dunno if you agree... I thought I'd start a film review thread rather than having a million and one individual film review threads. I'll try to keep up my succinct synopses.
Rambo
Gratuitous violence rescues god botherers.
Transporter 2
BIG. LOUD. STUPID. nuff said.
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Rambo
Gratuitous violence rescues god botherers.
Transporter 2
BIG. LOUD. STUPID. nuff said.
p
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In Bruges
Entertaining black comedy. Bleakly amusing.
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Student counts cards and cost
Entertaining black comedy. Bleakly amusing.
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Student counts cards and cost
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Wall-ee
(I only need one word for this)
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
(I only need one word for this)
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
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Death Race: Once we got past the weird sound issues (I'm sure it was Blockbusters fault), this was excellent if all you want is BIG, LOUD and STUPID from a movie...which frankly is all I want come Sunday evening!
Roll on the next Statham flick!
Roll on the next Statham flick!
Nothing says "romance" like a kidnapped injured woman!
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Semi-Pro
Stupid, slapstick basketball humour.
Stupid, slapstick basketball humour.
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Love in the Time of Cholera.
Sex, sex and more sex with large boring bits in-between. Yawn.
Sex, sex and more sex with large boring bits in-between. Yawn.
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Jumper
Stupid, confusing, pointless. DON"T BOTHER!
It was SO bad that I'm tempted to ditch the 5word summary to have a rant about sh1t films which make NO sense, have all the depth of their own promotional poster and BLATENTLY think they can set up a sequel by not bothering to resolve ANY of the issues raised. The most interesting thing about it was the fact that Sam Jackson had white hair. And BY THE EASTERBUNNY Hayden Christiensen is a TERRIBLE "ACTOR" he made Keanu Reeves look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman!... but I won't.
Stupid, confusing, pointless. DON"T BOTHER!
It was SO bad that I'm tempted to ditch the 5word summary to have a rant about sh1t films which make NO sense, have all the depth of their own promotional poster and BLATENTLY think they can set up a sequel by not bothering to resolve ANY of the issues raised. The most interesting thing about it was the fact that Sam Jackson had white hair. And BY THE EASTERBUNNY Hayden Christiensen is a TERRIBLE "ACTOR" he made Keanu Reeves look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman!... but I won't.
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How to loose friends and alienate people - Hopeless, funny and entertaining.
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Twilight
vampirism: metaphor for teenage lust.
wolverine .5
Indestructible mans backstory. Somewhat toothless?
vampirism: metaphor for teenage lust.
wolverine .5
Indestructible mans backstory. Somewhat toothless?
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Terminator Salvation: I'll be back with explosions!
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Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince
Dark, brooding, angsty teen wizardry
Dark, brooding, angsty teen wizardry
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