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Dunno if you agree... I thought I'd start a film review thread rather than having a million and one individual film review threads. I'll try to keep up my succinct synopses.

Rambo
Gratuitous violence rescues god botherers.

Transporter 2
BIG. LOUD. STUPID. nuff said.

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In Bruges
Entertaining black comedy. Bleakly amusing.

21
Student counts cards and cost

Wall-ee
(I only need one word for this)

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Death Race
Idiotic fun, strangely rather good.

Death Race: Once we got past the weird sound issues (I'm sure it was Blockbusters fault), this was excellent if all you want is BIG, LOUD and STUPID from a movie...which frankly is all I want come Sunday evening!

Roll on the next Statham flick!

Slamdunk Milliner (+0.5)
How can HE know that?

Semi-Pro
Stupid, slapstick basketball humour.

10,000B.C.
where/when are they now?!?

Love in the Time of Cholera.

Sex, sex and more sex with large boring bits in-between. Yawn.

Jumper
Stupid, confusing, pointless. DON"T BOTHER!


It was SO bad that I'm tempted to ditch the 5word summary to have a rant about sh1t films which make NO sense, have all the depth of their own promotional poster and BLATENTLY think they can set up a sequel by not bothering to resolve ANY of the issues raised. The most interesting thing about it was the fact that Sam Jackson had white hair. And BY THE EASTERBUNNY Hayden Christiensen is a TERRIBLE "ACTOR" he made Keanu Reeves look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman!... but I won't.

How to loose friends and alienate people - Hopeless, funny and entertaining.

Twilight
vampirism: metaphor for teenage lust.

wolverine .5
Indestructible mans backstory. Somewhat toothless?

Star Trek .5
Boldly going... back to beginning

Terminator Salvation: I'll be back with explosions!
(+0.5)

Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince
Dark, brooding, angsty teen wizardry