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I could tell because from my new home in the Lower Ground Floor (below water level) of the office I could see acres and acres of pale Mancunian flesh as they wandered up and down the canal. Isn't it funny that as soon as the temperature goes above 20 people strip off, you would have thought it was in the middle of summer in Greece today.

Hmm...I hear the Greeks do enjoy good weather this time of year.

I think Paul Merton on 'Have I Got News for You' described the flesh phenomenon rather well this evening, "Are all the beautiful women solar-powered, as soon as the sun comes out, there they are."

Not entirely sure that accounts for all the decidedly dodgy lobster-pink iffy individuals I've seen wandering round Stockport to date, but there you go.

Beat me to the Paul Merton quote, damn.

Needless to say, I saw a guy skateboarding topless today. It has begun! And is forecast to continue all weekend!

I also saw a fat-ass bee crawling along the ground and some ants. Woot.

More great weather - I have been moved from the Lower Ground Floor to the second (presumably to avoid shock at seeing all the pale flesh). On such a sunny day lets have a bit of randomness which I quite like.

New species of Animal found in Papua. I am now off to googlemaps to find out where that is. PS It is in indonesia.