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Post by **Mike** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:04 am

TAOWBST wrote:. . . . Its not that there is anything wrong with the style or the work that goes into it, just my opinion.

And its just as valid as the others!

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:41 pm

Fez wrote:i like my adverts to show me exactly what it says on the tin

I've never known a bloke who loved the Ronseal advert, until now.....

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:52 pm

i think it should apply to all brands for all products, imagine it:

"pot noodles - when you're too drunk or poor to care about real food."

"skoda - because you can't afford a decent car."

"pile cream - pleasure after putting something up your bum."

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:13 pm

beer - the great way for ugly people to get laid

pork scratchings - try one and remember how bad they taste

JML - it's cheap, it's nasty, it'll fall apart in two minutes

salmon - because you're girlfriend wants to eat healthily

Salad - Warning. Warning. She's on a diet. Complement her. Complement her NOW!

porn - because you're lonely

My favourite one of these actually comes from my father. If you can remember me telling you, we had some problems with our kitchen. We went to B+Q and they told us it wasn't their problem (Even though it was their kitchen and their mistake!). My father and I got in a bit of a mood and turned on the manager, ripped into him verbally, made him nearly cry and then my father said ''B+Q stands for Bollocks Quality''. Sheer class.

I will always fondly remember that day

Post by **Mike** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:54 pm

Claire suggested this one at the Rugby!

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It is very amusing. I hope this is the same link that she was talking about! Also don't mean to spoil her thunder with this one!

Post by **Mike** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:52 pm

Hello everyone,

You should see this video. It is a really really cool touch screen solution. I cant wait for them to make their way into production so we can be drawing using them.

TAOWBST · Post by **TAOWBST** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:03 pm

Mike wrote:Hello everyone,

You should see this video. It is a really really cool touch screen solution. I cant wait for them to make their way into production so we can be drawing using them.

Now thats one cool piece of kit!

(well that sounded wierd...oh well)

Post by **Mike** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:22 am

But you are very right, that is a really, really cool bit of kit!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:08 pm

That looks absolutely awesome! I definitely want one of those!

I reckon that they would cost a lot though when they come out and no wonder. There is some technology that never ceases to amaze me.

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:49 pm

Sorry, the above reply was me.

Anyway, reason for post - This website has recently been doing the rounds of my school and it is hilarious. It is 'a user's guide to Britain's new ruling class', the chavs. Check it out - http://chavscum.co.uk

I personally like the 'Name your chav baby' - Mine was Shakira Maxine and Brooklyn Tyson!

I also love the idea behind the McDonald's T-Shirt's slogan, I'm chavin' it. Priceless.

ProgRob · Post by **ProgRob** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:56 pm

Just found these...

This kid's a genius: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1173/tony ... olo_video/

And this is how to play bass if you've only got one hand:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 5550047950

Madness!

TAOWBST · Post by **TAOWBST** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:28 pm

Andy wrote:Sorry, the above reply was me.

Anyway, reason for post - This website has recently been doing the rounds of my school and it is hilarious. It is 'a user's guide to Britain's new ruling class', the chavs. Check it out - http://chavscum.co.uk

I personally like the 'Name your chav baby' - Mine was Shakira Maxine and Brooklyn Tyson!

I also love the idea behind the McDonald's T-Shirt's slogan, I'm chavin' it. Priceless.

brilliant site, thanks for that, Andy.

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:38 pm

Everyone should watch that Tony Royster video. He's all grown up now judging from the comments on it, but...wow.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:41 pm

Yay my the child Chav names are Chardonnay Jodie and Elvis Jay. Classics!

Claire · Post by **Claire** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:09 pm

Leah Charmaine and Tyler Tyson!

How appalling - best not breed with a chav, then!!

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