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festive funny

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:41 am
by Fez
work can be so dull that when one of the kids gave me a christmas card with this joke on it, i actually laughed for a full two minutes:-

how does santa have his pizzas?

deep-pan, crisp and even

it's awful i know, but can you top it?

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:37 pm
by Lizzie
Tee Hee - that also made me laugh for a whole 2 minutes while v bored at work !!

Thanks for the light relief Fez.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:31 pm
by johnriley1uk
I smiled...... :D .......a chortle slowly built up..... :lol: :lol:

Re: festive funny

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:07 am
by Mike
Fez wrote: how does santa have his pizzas?

deep-pan, crisp and even
I know I could not beat it so I joined it. . . . Thanks Fez, this post was the inspiration for the 'Best Team Name' award in last nights Pub Quiz. :) :D :lol: This funny festive joke won a bottle of house fizz. 8) Before you ask we could not get any prizes for answering the questions . . . . . I even have the photo to prove it, I will try and post it here when I have downloaded the photo from my phone.

Anyone think Fez should be awarded a special title (temporarilly! :wink: ) for his serendipitous posting?

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:18 am
by johnriley1uk
How about Grand Vizier of Humour? :)

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:00 pm
by TAOWBST
How about "One with more time than an orang-u-tan on holiday"? :wink: