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Fez · Post by **Fez** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:41 pm

anybody ever feel like jacking it all in and going racing across the country in a convertable car full of drugs and booze? i'm warming to the idea more and more

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:26 am

I'll go with you Fez, it'll be like the leyther version of Thelma and Louise. Now, all I need to do is book myself in for a perm.....

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:33 pm

do i get to shag brad pitt? excellent! i'll be the envy of all the girls

Post by **Mike** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:12 pm

Fez wrote:do i get to shag brad pitt? excellent! i'll be the envy of all the girls

You will have to fight the vial of blood carrying Angelena first though. . . .

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:46 am

Fez wrote:do i get to shag brad pitt? excellent! i'll be the envy of all the girls

You get Brad Pitt, I get the drunken slobbering oaf from the ho-down. You get a night of hot sex, I get a sleazy fumble. I don't think that this is fair at all.

Mind you, you have to deal with ''DARRRRYYYLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!'' for most of the holiday - Hollywood's answer to Magnum PI.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:26 am

Andy wrote:I get the drunken slobbering oaf from the ho-down. You get a night of hot sex, I get a sleazy fumble. I don't think that this is fair at all.

that's no way to talk about mike. he's beautiful on the inside... maybe

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:14 am

Bollocks to personality, you've got Brad Pitt!!!!!!!!!!1

Can I at least rob the liqour store? That was the fun bit.

Pretty please with a cherry on top.....

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:17 pm

i wanna shoot at that tanker - guns and explosions? it'll be like a saturday night in bagdad

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:04 am

The tanker is mine. All mine. Muwahahahaha.

OK, I'll swop you for Brad Pitt and the holding up of the liqour store. I've always wanted to do that ..... *sigh ''Ladies and Gentlemen, we're gonna participate in a little game...''

Is it a deal?

By the way, which one of us gets to put the copper in the boot of his trunk?

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:02 pm

i'll take care of the cop, but i think we should drive off the cliff in your car

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:32 am

NO WAY!!!!!!! I love Rowenna too much to saddle her with the monthly repayments after my death. It would be a bit cruel - here's a car, pay for it, you can't drive it. Let's borrow Woodys.

I know that I'm probably going to go after Brad Pitt in a drunken lust but she'll understand that given time.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:11 pm

she must be a very special girl to let her boyfriend hit on another bloke

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:14 pm

yeah, so special that she's special needs.
Ohhhh, the old teaching jokes are the best ones.

AAAAAaannnnyyyhow, Brad Pitt just aint any bloke. Anymore bitching and I'm seriously considering not going on this trip with you. It is my car after all and I've got a perfectly good job as a waitress in a cocktail bar - echoes of that great 80s band, The Human League are in my head, so ''don't you want me baby, don't you want me oh uh eh oh''

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:56 pm

no more bitching i promise, as long as you only want brad for his body

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:26 pm

oh no, I want him for his mind. DURRRHHH!!!!!!! Of course, I want him for his body!
You can discuss political theories or Cuba's national growth product with him for all I care..... just leave him for me. Daryl's not that good between the sheets and I need a cowboy to ''rock my world''.

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