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How are we celebrating this great day?

unfortunately i'm not celebrating which is a good reason for this to be a national holiday in future. there's a guilty sense in this country that to be a patriotic englishman you have to be a national front member, and that's a terrible reflection on the english as a nation that the only people who celebrate england with pride are racist skinheads. something has to be done to change this so that in future, just like the irish, we can celebrate our patron saints day by going to pub and getting thoroughly hammered!

England Expects....

When I was at Primary School it was the standard trick question - are you English? No Sir, I'm British.

Now we seem to be Scottish and Welsh, so I suppose the current message is that we are English again. And that's not to mention the bits of me that are Scottish, Welsh and Siamese....

I'm very confused. :?

I am celebrating by working late. Yay.

Lucky you, Mike! Or have you got a detention?

I celebrated by going to the pub, drinking large amounts of (English) beer and playing pool.
I also had the good sense to book today off from work.