Its right up there with "the batsman's holding the bowler willie" but whats your favourite mis quote, spoonerism, or general failing of editing between brain and mouth.
As kennedy once said " Ich bin Ein Berliner" what his advisers didn't tell him is that in German Berliner = Donut
"May all your donut's look like Fanny's"
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A long time ago, seems like a lifetime I sometimes think sadly, I was in a lecture for social history as part of an additional learning class to suppliment my English studies. The seminar that day was being taken by a dear old man who looked liked he had been time-warped especially for the class from Victorian Britain, and who I assume the university only wheeled out once a year for these special talks. I can't actually remember what it was the lecture was supposed to be about because he began the lesson by saying this;
'I come before you now as naked as the day I was born...except for my trousers obviously.'
'I come before you now as naked as the day I was born...except for my trousers obviously.'
I came, I saw, I bought the T-shirt
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
- Bill Vaughan
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
- Unknown
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
- Bill Vaughan
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
- Unknown
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
I came, I saw, I bought the T-shirt
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
- Noelie Altito
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
- Nancy Reagan, former First Lady of the US
I was so poor growing up, if I hadn't been a boy I'd have had nothing to play with.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
- Cheech Marin
- Noelie Altito
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
- Nancy Reagan, former First Lady of the US
I was so poor growing up, if I hadn't been a boy I'd have had nothing to play with.
- Rodney Dangerfield
I just thought of something funny...your mother.
- Cheech Marin
I came, I saw, I bought the T-shirt
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
- David Letterman
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!
- Unknown
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
- Lisa Claymen
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- Unknown
- David Letterman
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein
When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!
- Unknown
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
- Lisa Claymen
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- Unknown
I came, I saw, I bought the T-shirt
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
- Franklin P. Jones
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
- Rhonda Hansome
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
- Jennifer Unlimited
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
- Jennifer Unlimited
Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.
- Stephanie Piro
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says...What is this, a joke?
- Unknown
- Franklin P. Jones
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
- Rhonda Hansome
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
- Jennifer Unlimited
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
- Jennifer Unlimited
Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.
- Stephanie Piro
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says...What is this, a joke?
- Unknown
I came, I saw, I bought the T-shirt