I agree, SJP is not that inspiring. I find her to be quite wooden actually. I have not smelt her perfume but Rowenna says its ''rank''. I presume in English (and not Geordie) that that means its not very good.
For me, the one with brown hair who dated the fat Jew who looked like Kojak was the finer one. After that came Kim Catterell, don't ask me why. I just kinda like her. Then the one who married Steve. Finally, lagging behind them all considerably was SJP.