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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:30 pm
by Claire
Fez, you are so unromantic that i'm not quite sure what to say...i'm sure there's a Fast Show character you're reminding me off but i'm not sure which one. or is it Harry Enfield? which one had the old gits on?!
As for Seaflower's date - is it gonna be the first and last one?! does he know nothing about women?
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:34 pm
by Andy
Claire wrote:As for Seaflower's date - is it gonna be the first and last one?! does he know nothing about women?
OK, this post by Claire prompted me to read the bits I had missed from my holiday. All I can say is... WTF WAS THE GUY THINKING!!!! Seaflower, if you go on another date with this guy, then so be it, but you must tell him to think of better comparisons. Why oh why would anyone tell you that your eyes looked like the crazy frogs? Even schoolkid mongys wouldn't do that! He could have said something really cheesy like ''Your eyes are like oceans......, etc'', or romantic like ''You have beautiful eyes''.
Are you psychologically scared by this? I personally would be!
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:36 pm
by Fez
at least he didn't say your eyes are like flowers - withered and dead within a week! sorry, couldn't resist!
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:38 pm
by mr_e
"If you were a prostitute, you'd be a three thousand pounds a night escort."
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:47 am
by Fez
i like you - i'll kill you last
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:01 pm
by seaflower
i have just returned from a little jaunt in the sun, this was about as good as it got regarding chat up lines, if you can call it that! "tell me.. are you lookin' for a fuckin' tonight?"
I think i may even be offended this time!
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:15 pm
by mr_e
Well, at least it's to the point. I wonder if it worked on someone else, or if he got beaten up first? We may never know...
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:03 am
by Mike
Shows an amazing lack of imagination really doesnt it.
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:37 pm
by Fez
nice and concise - at least he wasn't pretending to be interested in you for more than your body, let's face it most chat up lines are lies anyway
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:56 pm
by seaflower
true it is concise but i would say vulgar rather than nice! I'm starting to worry about the signals i'm sending out as i'm sure men only say things like that to girls who they think it is appropriate!
anyhow i'd like to see how a bloke would repsond if a woman said that to them i bet 9/10 men would crap their pants! Ha Ha!
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:23 am
by Mike
Do you really think so?
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:35 pm
by Fez
seaflower wrote:anyhow i'd like to see how a bloke would repsond if a woman said that to them i bet 9/10 men would crap their pants! Ha Ha!
maybe i'm not 9/10 men but beggars can't be choosers
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:06 pm
by mr_e
If a woman said that to a bloke, I'd expect it to be the precursor to a really harsh put-down from the woman in question.
Woman: "Are you lookin' for a fuckin' tonight?"
Bloke: "Uh...hell, yeah!"
Woman: "Good luck then, you ugly sod."
Woman exits stage left. Bloke is left bemused.
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:46 am
by Fez
john, you're probably right, but that's a chance i'm willing to take!
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:15 am
by Sue
The two chat up lines that I've heard are
" Get your coat youv'e pulled" & from friends "How you doin" said in a smilly kind of voice. Of course you could always tell elephant jokes........ it worked on me
Sue
