e-mail scam

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Tue May 15, 2007 6:15 pm

It's like Three Kings, but for real! Sadly, without George Clooney and anything of value...

Post by **Mike** » Tue May 15, 2007 7:51 pm

It is exactly like that film which is interesting, maybe they watched the film and then decided to write the email with a bit of propaganda with the torture references too.

BarcelonAl · Post by **BarcelonAl** » Wed May 16, 2007 9:34 am

I like the fact that this is a totally secret thing, yet he's given us his name, rank and unit...did he not make it through the "You've Been Captured Behind Enemy Lines 101" class?

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Wed May 16, 2007 11:24 pm

He's obviously not too bright, trusting complete strangers with his money.

I was hoping the fourth box was going to be gold bullion. What use are US dollars? Pfft.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Wed May 30, 2007 2:02 pm

Dear Buyer
Warning:new unequalled preparation will enlarge your mojo.
It gained reputation over the whole world and helped to many people -This is the MegaDik
More than 80 000 men in the entire world have already been pleased by the quantity and efficacy of MegaDik
And this is a chance for you! Join to them

[ive deleted the website address to save you from temptation]

Post by **Mike** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:58 am

Why, why would you do that?! I wonder if it has testimonials on how good their products are?

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:40 am

Did it have a catchy slogan like ''MegaDik, MegaDik, a HUGE knob in just a click''

Post by **Mike** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:00 pm

I was sort of thinking a testimonial like this:

Tim from Accounts wrote:Personally I was very disappointed with my machinery until I used MEGADICK (overvoice saying TM) It improved my perception on the world and I am now a confident and happy person. MEGADICK (TM) has changed by life

Yawn. Bored Now.

John Knight · Post by **John Knight** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:26 pm

"Tired of not touching the sides. Might as well shake a pencil in a bucket. Turn your acorn into a Mighty Oak with new Megadik!"

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:52 am

one for the girls:

Many women suffer from their forms because they have too small boobs.
Some of them had a lot of surgical operations or drank special hormone preparations.
We introduce for your absolutely new product based on homoeopathy.
This is Size UP!
Unique formula that will increase the size of your breasts 3 times.
Forget about a scalpel of surgery and hormone preparations!
In our days the sexuality is reachable by nature methods.

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:39 pm

I'm concerned as to why they are sending you these things Fez.

Are you indeed, as it has long been thought, a Post-op Transexual with a small hormone deficiency?