Musical Condoms. . . .

Post by **Mike** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:25 pm

Well that was an interesting topic title that got your attention wasn't it! At the Pub Quiz this week there was a fantastic question about Musical Condoms. . . They are being supplied by Ukraine if you are interested. Aparently they reach a cresendo in both senses of the word!

However this question made us think and we got the following things from it.

1 - Team name: 'Mike's musical condom plays ride of the Valkyries'. It was humerously changed by the quiz team speaker to 'ride on the Valeries' but I think he may just be a div!
2 - What would your musical condom play?

Al's suggestion was the Muppets
Mine was either Greensleves or Ride of the Valkyries. :D

What would yours play?

BarcelonAl · Post by **BarcelonAl** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:49 pm

Mike wrote:Al's suggestion was the Muppets

In my defense, I just like the tune! :)

How about 'Satisfaction' by the Stones.

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:09 pm

I like Mike's idea of Greensleaves - then I can get a good nights sleep while Mike's put 'on hold' !!

BarcelonAl · Post by **BarcelonAl** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:25 pm

The idea of being put 'on hold' has brought a whole load of call centre references to mind!

"You are currently in a queue. Your love-making is important to us, but all our operators are busy at the moment. Thank you for being patient"

"Press 1 for foreplay, 2 for a bit of how's your father and 3 for cuddling."

:D

Post by **Mike** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:16 pm

The answer to 2 says

'I am sorry. Your choice has not been recognised by our system. Please chose again.'

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:07 pm

If she was young and on a night out I'd have to go for the old ABBA classic ''Does your mother know'' or ''Lay all your love on me''. (The gay version could have ''Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!'' but I won't be buying that one).

I'd personally go for old favourites like

The Final Countdown
Rocky Theme Tune

However, The Bee Gees song ''You can tell by the way....'' would be cool. Bad by Michael Jackson would be slightly comical and ''I believe in a thing called love'' by the Darkness would be comical and scary at the same time.

If it doesn't perform I'd have to have ''Tragedy'' done by Steps.

Claire · Post by **Claire** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:58 pm

"Come Together"....?

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:51 pm

I'm thinking of certain songs from the Tenacious D album. Maybe not the most appropriate ever, except in title.

I'm also wondering how you hear the thing properly. Does it have headphones?

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:39 pm

Lionel Ritchie's ''All Night Long'' would also be cool

The Prodigy's ''Smack my bitch up'' would be bizarre

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:25 am

'the chase is better than the catch' - motorhead

or as lemmy refers to it ' the chase is better than the crabs.'

Chrissie · Post by **Chrissie** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:47 pm

The 1812 Overture?!

Post by **Mike** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:29 am

The 1664 symphony aka Kronenburg advert! :D

BarcelonAl · Post by **BarcelonAl** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:53 pm

On a similar topic, I found these in another site I frequent.

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...

Sainsbury Condoms - taste the difference

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
(Eeeuww!!.....)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

And just for us embittered, Glazer hating United fans:

The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls apart

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:54 am

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The 1812 Overture?