helen willets is scum

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:20 pm

somebody had to say something about this evil woman and i guess it falls to me; helen willets is a lying bitch. twice this remorseless harpy has appeared on bbc breakfast?s weather report this week and sprouted lies from her satanically grinning bobbly head. on tuesday she took perverse pleasure in telling the nation it was going to have heavy showers only for it become the driest day the leigh area has experienced for close to a month, and today she had the gall to say it would be dry with sunny intervals ? there was hailstone bouncing off my car?s bonnet on the way to work not twenty minutes after i had witnessed this latest falsehood and the shower of rain i had to contest with during my lunch hour was last seen falling over the brazilian rainforest.

the gall of this woman stems from the fact she seems to base her entire weather report on what the sky is like over her broadcast point in the blue peter garden ? helen you contemptible witch, just because it?s not raining on the four foot of ground your standing on doesn?t mean it?s dry for the rest of us! this woman is clearly the greatest threat to civil liberty since jack the ripper; under no circumstances trust anything that comes out of her conniving sinful mouth.

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:21 pm

!!!

This is why I ignore waether forescasts and just look out the window.

Claire · Post by **Claire** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:08 pm

Baby brain?

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:55 pm

Let's bring back Michael Fish.

Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! Yay for Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! FISH!!!!!!

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:45 pm

Apparently he was right that time: it technically wasn't a hurricane.

Post by **Mike** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:16 pm

That is a rather random rant. I think your ire should be properly directed towards the people writing the scripts for her to read! :D

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:10 pm

For some reason I read her BBC bio. She has a first-class degree in physics, so she knew exactly what she was saying. I'll get the stake if Fez can find some nice dry wood...

Post by **Mike** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:22 am

Physics? Is there a separate degree / qualification for studying weather?

BarcelonAl · Post by **BarcelonAl** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:45 am

Yes you can Mike, although most seem to be post grad degrees. The question is, has Miss Willets got one and was it from some second class uni like Leicester?

I have a feeling I'll regret that last comment!

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:10 pm

Let's bring back Michael Fish.

Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! Yay for Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! FISH!!!!!!

This would never have happened with Michael.

Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! Yay for Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! FISH!!!!!!

Michael Fish never needed a degree to read the weather and he was very good at it. I miss him. Bring him back. He is better than anyone. Even that older sexier woman (Diane Oxbury I think) on NorthWest Tonight.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:32 pm

I have a strange feeling of de ja vu. . . .

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:10 am

Really?

Why?

Fish?
Let's bring back Michael Fish.
Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! Yay for Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! FISH!!!!!!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:50 am

I think it has something to do with Michael Fish

Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! Yay for Fish!!! Fish!!! Fish!!! FISH!!!!!!

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:07 pm

so let me get this straight andy, you want to bring back some guy called chips? was that it?

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:01 pm

FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We said ''Goodbye to Mr. Chips'' quite a while ago Fez. They even wrote a book on it....