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sure did, it seemed like the polite thing to do after all. awkward the morning after though, both of us wanting to use the bathroom mirror to shave...

in the end in made no difference as the intention was to fuck her in the arse anyway

getting a hot date back to your place and then finding out she has a bigger wang than you do

cover artwork and a track listing have appeared at http://www.metallica.com for the new record and i can hardly wait another hour for the release date. the build up to this album has been quite different from st anger, and i dont mean all the therapy stuff; when lars doesn't feel the need to keep ta...

roadworks and heat turn reasonable people into cabbage brained-morons. roadworks on the east lancs road had closed the righthand lane. a lexus in that lane not only didn't move over but waited whenever the lefthand lane stopped despite the fact there was a good thousand yards of empty tarmac in fron...

a fable from the recent past: the communist government of poland ensured every man and woman of mature age were put into some form of work during the 1980s to claim there was no such thing as unemployment in the country. while this was technically true, it crippled the country's economy and lowered ...

i dont see what the point of identifying banksy is, i dont think knowing the man behind the art really changes my opinion of it. whether a public school boy or a working class grunt, his work remains enjoyable and often insightful, managing to bridge the gap between modern art and public exceptance ...

i learned today that sometimes just when you think work cant possibly become anymore unbareable, there are people like myers-bennet in the world who know how to send you reeling over the edge of sanity. why are schools cursed with volenteer parents who think if they were in charge everything would r...

paul myers-bennet is a fucking pus spewing pimple on the arse of a dying syphilitic donkey. i would pray for you to die of a massive brain haemorage if only there was enough of it to do such a thing, instead i will settle for a gut shredding stroke that will leave you as a drooling vegetable unable ...

billy club / dead class / ambush uk oldham whittles 10/07/08 returning to the scene of what has easily become my favourite venue, i was welcomed back by the characters it was a personal pleasure to met last month, and drew more than a fair share of praise for my natty ska two-tone look of pencil tie...

as im sure you're all aware, the secretary for schools is a man named ed balls [stop sniggering john] and a funny thing i learned about him today was because the filtering systems on primary school e-mails are so sensitive, any message feature the secretary's name is instantly deleted for being pote...

*snigger*

im always faintly amused by this obsession some people have with living longer. in terms of the mice i think its a superb idea to maximize what their [and maybe at some point our] bodies can do in its natural lifespan, but what is the point of living forever? will you become better at time managemen...

look here http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/04072008/ ... ngton.html racing fans, the british grand prix is finally being shifted to a race track with a bit of soul! donnington park is the dog's dangly bits compared to soulless silverton and a lot closer to home!

naked lunch - william s burroughs a lurid attraction exists at the diseased heart of this captivating clash of drug addiction and perverse sex. populated exclusively by the ugliest and most erotic cast of characters, there are haunting passages of desperation and startling sexual energy most would ...