"Woman jailed for testicle attack": omfg!

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:39 pm

I have to post this here for some kind of posterity. Read the BBC article, share the pain. Especially if you're a bloke.

This is up there with the Bobbitt incident, as it's far, far more painful, judging from my thankfully limited experience. Although you could argue it's not as bad in the long run, for obvious reasons.

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:48 pm

first of all that is a really shocking incident but there is some hilarity in it

a) she tried to swallow it and couldn't. Imagine the guys face!
b) she spat it out, someone picked it up and handed it back to him with the words ''thats yours''

Now that would have seriously made me laugh. I hope that comes up on YouTube!!!

John Knight · Post by **John Knight** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:52 pm

The phrase "I am in no way a violent person" is the bit that made me laugh. The rest made my eyes water.

Claire · Post by **Claire** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:51 pm

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Post by **johnriley1uk** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:19 pm

She obviously had a very poor grasp of what to do in this situation.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:42 pm

im impressed by the strength of the woman - how hard did she have to pull not only to rip off a testicle, but tear his scutum open at the same time for the attempted swallow?

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:20 pm

The observant amongst you may raise your eyebrows at this quote:

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them...she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard"..."That caused my underpants to come off..."

Why did a struggle occur when he was in his underwear? Keep your damn pants on, and things like this just won't happen. I want to get more details of this, because I can't imagine the background to it is as simple as the article makes out. And the classic line:

"It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff..."

...or to try to eat his testicle!? You psycho.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:23 am

That is worrying. . . this just goes to prove the saying 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'

Take this as a warning Gentlemen, treat the ladies with respect!

Post by **johnriley1uk** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:50 am

And keep hold of your pants at all times...

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:30 pm

It is a disturbing image men wandering around in their Y-Fronts. . . . shudder.

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:24 pm

Having deliberated this again I am really stuck on the fact that how she got it to be such a clean break. I mean, just ripping a little bit of dead skin on my thumb means about 1cm of decent skin is ripped off with it. Surely she must have taken some of the other testacle's skin as well!!!

Post by **johnriley1uk** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:39 pm

Don't think about it, Andy, it will give you nightmares.

seaflower · Post by **seaflower** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:12 am

i wonder if she fantasised about doing the testicular rip off during their relationship! if she did i´m sure she´s now discovered that most fantasies are better in your head than in reality especially when they end up in court ha ha!

can you imagine her next boyfriends face when he realises the rumour going round about her is true!

now that should be on you tube!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:34 am

Personally I am very glad it is NOT on YouTube!

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:31 pm

seaflower wrote:can you imagine her next boyfriends face when he realises the rumour going round about her is true!

Lets just say this, I beat he breaks it to her over the phone and not face-to-face for fear of a relapse!