now hear this

[Fez]

i haven't been on the internerd since sunday afternoon and there were 60 spam messages waiting in my inbox today, all about the same thing. so to any wouldbe spammers out there, i don't know what you've heard about me but i want to make one thing perfectly clear:

there is nothing wrong with the size, shape or payload of my penis PDT_045 its perfect, deal with it!

[Mike]

Thank you for sharing. The image and therapy sessions I will now need are so worth it. . . .

[Andy]

there is nothing wrong with the size, shape or payload of my penis

If there was anything to render a discussion virtually unpostable then it is possibly this. I dare not even begin to fathom a post because it would be too traumatic.

[Fez]

there is nothing wrong with the size, shape or payload of my penis PDT_045 its perfect, deal with it!

images to prove the above statement available on request - you must be 18, sanity non-refundable.

[mr_e]

Part of me is sooooo tempted to call your bluff there. I'm slightly worried you already have the pictures, though.

[Andy]

I request them. I need to explain exaggeration to my Year 7 set 5....

[mr_e]

...as well as your sudden lack of income to your loved ones?

[Andy]

Hey, the learning comes first. (Then, it's the laughter)

[Fez]

do you really wanna see a man with a three foot long piece of meat in his hand covered in happy sauce...

[Fez]

...now that's a hotdog!



sorry, were you expecting somthing else? :D

[Andy]

If Ron Jeremy had been posting then possibly.

[Mike]

(Then, it's the laughter)

Or more commonly called 'hysterics'. . . :D

PS That guy looks American. . . . I don't know why though, could it be the hugosity of the Hog Dog or his girth?! :D

[TAOWBST]

(Then, it's the laughter)

Or more commonly called 'hysterics'. . . :D

PS That guy looks American. . . . I don't know why though, could it be the hugosity of the Hog Dog or his girth?! :D

or both?