LOTR

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:16 pm

Fez wrote:Lord of My Ring: The Greatest Porn Trilogy ever made

Fellowship of the Rim
The Two Meat Towers
Return Of The Pimp

I can see it now...... a bunch of Rim-Wraiths go round and ravage the small dudes to get what they want and Sam looks at Frodo and turns into a HILF Hunter (Hobbit I'd like to.....)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've thought about this since Thursday when I told you about my post haven't you!

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:26 pm

You should so write that: Google's turned up nothing, so there may be a whole niche market awaiting you.

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:02 pm

I never really thought that a ''niche in the market'' would be Hobbit porn.

I couldn't imagine anything worse than working with ''Hobbit studs'' all day. I can imagine the line ''Mine goes down to the floor'' would be in adundance.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:47 pm

press quote of the films main star; 'for a small man he's certainly a big lad.'

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:15 pm

the film's main star would have to have the stage name Dildo Baggins

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:05 pm

also featuring gaylord the wizard and leg'over the elf

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:11 pm

and Cumli the Dwarf

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:47 am

Does this mean that you all have a lot of experience with Porn Videos then. . . .

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:26 am

Mike wrote:Does this mean that you all have a lot of experience with Porn Videos then. . . .

Why? Are you interested in some high-class Hobbit/Fantasy porn to get you in the mood before a serious D+D session?

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:57 pm

if he is count me out, i'm not posting that journal update on dragonsfoot.