Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger

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Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger

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Oh My God. This film was by far the WORST piece of rubbish I have ever sat through. I only decided to finish it because the plot was sooooo poor it was starting to get silly and quite commical.

The idea is that a sultan prince has been turned into a baboon on his coronation day and Sinbad, his crew, a wise man and a princess need to travel to the North Pole to find the means to transform him back.

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On the understanding that there is no oportunity to rate it 0 stars. . . .

Why was it so rubbish? Here are a few, a few mind, examples.

1 - The evil sorceress creates a mythical and magical monster. They then use it to row across the world to get killed opening a door. . . . :roll:
2 - The sultan and all his companions save one are aparently British. . . . . :roll:
3 - When they can not find an entrance to the final tomb, they pull it appart at exactly the right place for the entrance! Lucky or what? :roll:
4 - They have seven moons to get the prince crowned. So obviously it takes 4 moons to get to their destination. . . not sure how they were going to get back in three. . . . :roll:
5 - Time is of the essense. Therefore the gals should frolic naked in a warm pool before they reach their destination. Obviously the big monster takes this opportunity to attack them and they have to run naked for help! Okay this was was partly :roll: and partly 8)
6 - The lead actress obviously got paranoid about her sidekick. Princess = no clothes. Side kick = brown lumpy, shapeless smock. :roll: :wink:

All in all very stupid film. I had better stop now before I get the feeling I wasted 2 hours of my life. :D
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was it so bad it was good or just soooo bad?
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It was so bad/ good that Mike had to make notes while watching the film !! :wink:
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awwwwwwwwww, how cute, that just shows his dedication to the continuing success of his forum....
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It was so bad it was weirdly good! I kept watching it for just amusement value!
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