Neighbours

seaflower · Post by **seaflower** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:37 pm

hi everyone of course i have been watching neighbours lately, have you? well i'd just like to know if you think dylan is right in saying he is baby kerry's father? i hope so then eventually sky and dylan will get bsck together and evil elle will die of a broken heart- its the least she deserves plus karl and susan will get their eyes wiped, forcing sky into telling people stinger is the dad. dylan for dad!

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:46 pm

do they still show this program? how about harold for the father? incest! cool!

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:10 pm

Who cares who is the father.

The hot topic at the moment for me is the new P.E. teacher. Grrrrrrr Baby!!! Why don't they have them like that at my school :(

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:20 pm

because this is the real world and all teachers are pig-ugly heffers! :D

Post by **Mike** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:25 pm

Present company is. . . . . . included / excluded delete as appropriate.

Chrissie · Post by **Chrissie** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:25 pm

Don't let Claire catch you saying that ! ! !

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:39 pm

Fez wrote:because this is the real world and all teachers are pig-ugly heffers! :D

Too late! But does she check these forums much?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:46 pm

Chrissie wrote:

Don't let Claire catch you saying that ! ! !

Obviously Claire is 'excluded' from the above statement - I can't believe you had to ask!

[ie. The complimentary exclusion. . . . want to be perfectly clear.

]

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:46 pm

Why do we have this fear of Claire, incidentally? I can't remember her beating me up for blaspheming, swearing at her or anything like that. It's like this whole mythos has been created that Claire's some kind of [dear God, succubus was not the right word!] bogey-woman who'll get us if we're bad. Either that, or I have a long ride on the pain train booked. Hi Claire!

As for the topic at hand, I sadly cannot watch neighbours, given that I leave work just a bit too late to catch it. I don't know what time it screens, but I'm hoping that I do, anyways, or I might be tempted...it's like watching a car crash: must...look...away.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:06 am

mr_e wrote:Why do we have this fear of Claire, incidentally?

I am not afraid of Claire! Are you?!

BarcelonAl · Post by **BarcelonAl** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:19 am

He should be!

She does have a frighteningly good sword fighting technique...must be something that teachers are required to learn these days!

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:58 pm

Fez wrote:because this is the real world and all teachers are pig-ugly heffers! :D

nah that's just the office staff

BarcelonAl wrote:She does have a frighteningly good sword fighting technique...must be something that teachers are required to learn these days!

We have our ways.......

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:59 pm

I only fear Claire under certain conditions. Like homicidal rage. Talking about someone when I don't think they read the forums that much slightly freaks me out, so I'll stop now. Does that sound weird? Hopefully not...

Post by **Mike** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:47 am

mr_e wrote:Like homicidal rage.

Homicidal rage? I think you are effectively assassinating her good reputation here. I can safely say I have never seen that happen at the pub quiz!

I think ANYONE in a homicidal rage would be scary though. Small cats, rats, birds, mr_e

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:32 am

No more putting words into my mouth allowed for you, Mike! It would only be a character assassination if I implied she was frequently in homicidal rages. I'm merely stating the very sensible point that I would fear her if she was in one. Hell, I'd fear anyone if they were in one.

It would be funny to see a snail on a homicidal rampage, though. What was this thread about again?

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