Chat up lines

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:23 am

I'm scared to look at this website on a work computer - maybe will wait till I get home. Will have to fight Mike for use of the computer though !!!

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:20 pm

I'd just be scared.

Post by **Mike** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 8:00 am

I am in a perpetual state of fear

seaflower · Post by **seaflower** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:42 pm

Hey i have to share this! last night I went out for a drink with a bloke i met on a night out and he said that he really likes my eyes, in fact that was the first thing noticed about me......then he says "yeah, they have a really nice shape, they are massive like the crazy frogs!" correct me if i'm wrong but doesn't that thing have one massive eye and one eye with no iris or something just as unattractive! i am not impressed!

but it is slightly amusing i suppose!

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:25 pm

The crazy frogs eyes are the same size (which I suppose is technically what he was commenting on), but its irises are all messed up, different colours and shapes. Read into that what you will...

Post by **Mike** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:30 am

I wonder if, after saying that, the bloke suddenly had a moment of panic after realising the possible meaning. . .

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:04 am

You'd hope he'd realise the connotations of that !!!

Although it could be worse - 'somebody' called me a hussy once as a reason for not buying me flowers !!

Post by **Mike** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:04 pm

That seems like a valid reasoning to me. I don't see what they would have to worry about!

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:52 pm

i have never understood people's love of flowers other than outside in the ground where they belong. how exactly is it considered proving your love for someone by spending money on something that will wither and die? surely something that will not rot and leave its decaying remains on the widowsill would be more appropriate, or is this a hidden message from your partner - you must continue to replace what is lost thus proving beyond doubt that your love is constantly being renewed like bonus points when you buy petrol at texaco.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:59 pm

returning to the original theme of this thread why not try this one if you've got the courage, though i take no reasonibility if you barf after reading just how sickly it is;

'stop thief! you've stolen my heart.'

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 8:31 am

Fez wrote:i have never understood people's love of flowers other than outside in the ground where they belong. how exactly is it considered proving your love for someone by spending money on something that will wither and die? surely something that will not rot and leave its decaying remains on the widowsill would be more appropriate, or is this a hidden message from your partner - you must continue to replace what is lost thus proving beyond doubt that your love is constantly being renewed like bonus points when you buy petrol at texaco.

Bah Humbug !!!

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:39 am

Fez wrote:i have never understood people's love of flowers other than outside in the ground where they belong. how exactly is it considered proving your love for someone by spending money on something that will wither and die? surely something that will not rot and leave its decaying remains on the widowsill would be more appropriate, or is this a hidden message from your partner - you must continue to replace what is lost thus proving beyond doubt that your love is constantly being renewed like bonus points when you buy petrol at texaco.

Flowers are nice if they are properly displayed. They are a token of your affection at that time. If you go along that line then what is the point of a meal - you just shit it out three hours later. What is the point of buying her a drink - she'll just let it go in one hour.

Back to the original thread. Whilst on holiday, this German footy team appeared on the floor below. Our girls were instantly attracted to them. On the last night, there was a disco - a bit of Anglo-Germanic relations went on in the form of dancing, snogging, swopping numbers etc. Then the disco ended and all the adults were situated at certain points to stop the appearance of a little Adolf or Fritz in 9 months time. When they saw us, the Germans looked downhearted. However, one guy produced a line that for me and Rob D was utter quality. He took off his bracelet and said in very good English -

''Let us swop bracelets, if we do, I shall always hold your hand and feel you close to me''

For me, that was complete cheesiness personified.

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:11 pm

Slick !!

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:27 pm

Andy wrote:If you go along that line then what is the point of a meal - you just shit it out three hours later. What is the point of buying her a drink - she'll just let it go in one hour.

because in accordance with the laws of biology we need to eat and drink or you will drop dead, where you choose to do either in fancy surroundings is your own concern but it still has to be done. i like flowers - in gardens, if you want to impress me with them mr hib get outside and start turning dirt!

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:21 pm

Flowers are a nice way to show your affection and we also buy them to make the room look nice. We didn't buy any for a while because we saved up to buy a nice vase. For me, they are a way of treating Rowenna that she enjoys.

Also Fez, ''like bonus points when you buy petrol at texaco''. I didn't know that each relationship had a clubcard!