Chat up lines

Claire · Post by **Claire** » Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:30 pm

Fez, you are so unromantic that i'm not quite sure what to say...i'm sure there's a Fast Show character you're reminding me off but i'm not sure which one. or is it Harry Enfield? which one had the old gits on?!

As for Seaflower's date - is it gonna be the first and last one?! does he know nothing about women?

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:34 pm

Claire wrote:As for Seaflower's date - is it gonna be the first and last one?! does he know nothing about women?

OK, this post by Claire prompted me to read the bits I had missed from my holiday. All I can say is... WTF WAS THE GUY THINKING!!!! Seaflower, if you go on another date with this guy, then so be it, but you must tell him to think of better comparisons. Why oh why would anyone tell you that your eyes looked like the crazy frogs? Even schoolkid mongys wouldn't do that! He could have said something really cheesy like ''Your eyes are like oceans......, etc'', or romantic like ''You have beautiful eyes''.

Are you psychologically scared by this? I personally would be!

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:36 pm

at least he didn't say your eyes are like flowers - withered and dead within a week! sorry, couldn't resist!

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:38 pm

"If you were a prostitute, you'd be a three thousand pounds a night escort."

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:47 am

i like you - i'll kill you last

seaflower · Post by **seaflower** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:01 pm

i have just returned from a little jaunt in the sun, this was about as good as it got regarding chat up lines, if you can call it that! "tell me.. are you lookin' for a fuckin' tonight?"

I think i may even be offended this time!

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:15 pm

Well, at least it's to the point. I wonder if it worked on someone else, or if he got beaten up first? We may never know...

Post by **Mike** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:03 am

Shows an amazing lack of imagination really doesnt it.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:37 pm

nice and concise - at least he wasn't pretending to be interested in you for more than your body, let's face it most chat up lines are lies anyway

seaflower · Post by **seaflower** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:56 pm

true it is concise but i would say vulgar rather than nice! I'm starting to worry about the signals i'm sending out as i'm sure men only say things like that to girls who they think it is appropriate!

anyhow i'd like to see how a bloke would repsond if a woman said that to them i bet 9/10 men would crap their pants! Ha Ha!

Post by **Mike** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:23 am

Do you really think so?

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:35 pm

seaflower wrote:anyhow i'd like to see how a bloke would repsond if a woman said that to them i bet 9/10 men would crap their pants! Ha Ha!

maybe i'm not 9/10 men but beggars can't be choosers

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:06 pm

If a woman said that to a bloke, I'd expect it to be the precursor to a really harsh put-down from the woman in question.

Woman: "Are you lookin' for a fuckin' tonight?"
Bloke: "Uh...hell, yeah!"
Woman: "Good luck then, you ugly sod."

Woman exits stage left. Bloke is left bemused.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:46 am

john, you're probably right, but that's a chance i'm willing to take!

Sue · Post by **Sue** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:15 am

The two chat up lines that I've heard are

" Get your coat youv'e pulled" & from friends "How you doin" said in a smilly kind of voice. Of course you could always tell elephant jokes........ it worked on me

Sue