Serious Confessions

Post by **Mike** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:31 am

Hello, My name is Mike and after a night out I 'use' bacon. It is a serious thing and I think that there should be support from the NHS to wean us off it.

Its really, really serious illness and I think others should be aware of the dangers of bacon abuse. . . .

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:14 pm

Hello, my name is John, I admit that I have a friend who posts silly topics in forums. Ahem, just kidding, I'm trying to disguise the fact that I am also a secret bacon user. It's just so difficult... *sobs quietly into bacon sandwich crumbs* ...but so tasty...

Chrissie · Post by **Chrissie** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:41 am

thank goodness someone else does it too

My name's Chrissie and I have been a user for some time now. I was clean for 3 weeks but alas I have backslidden, this morning in Tesco I cracked, it was on special offer and I couldn't resist any longer, I even indulged in the illicit purchase of ketchup...I am ashamed

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:46 am

Hello everyone, my names Andy and I've binged on bacon for six years now.

I find bacon alluring, the way it crisps up at the sides and the fat oozes out. I crave it. I need it. It needs me.

They say that smoking is bad for you but I can't give the smoky bacon up. I see warning signs about smoking on billboards on cigarette packages but never on a packet of bacon. There needs to be one.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:26 am

Hiya Mike again. I am so glad that I am not alone in this 'until now' hidden part of my life. It makes me feel much better, thanks peops!

Kirstypie · Post by **Kirstypie** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:26 pm

This is becoming very difficult to read as a vegetarian, as I am drowning in my own illicit drool.

I think you are all going to have to start weaning yourselves off, perhaps with a small chip butty every other night. Or some kind of bacon patch: http://www.hawkin.com/rkmain.asp?PAGEID ... CODE=08965

Post by **johnriley1uk** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:27 pm

This is becoming very difficult to read as a vegetarian

Looking at your avatar, you are a most exceptional vegetarian! I've spoken about it to both our cats, and they are most amazed....

Kirstypie · Post by **Kirstypie** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:21 pm

Explains my permanently startled and confused expression, you see.

TAOWBST · Post by **TAOWBST** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:04 pm

johnriley1uk wrote:
Looking at your avatar, you are a most exceptional vegetarian! I've spoken about it to both our cats, and they are most amazed....

I never knew you were a linguist, John. Maybe that would be a good profession. After all I doubt there are many in the world you can speak Cat.

Post by **johnriley1uk** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:41 pm

Speaking Cat ain't so difficult - the right intonation of purring, the rubbing of the head up and down an extended finger, the miaow falling on just the right frequency....There are some other aspects of cat language that are far more difficult and somewhat less savoury, but I avoid those at all costs.

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:15 am

Mike and I fell off the wagon on Sunday morning !! It was only a small bacon buttie - but it will lead to bigger more greasy butties !!!! And there is now an open packet of bacon in the fridge- help !!

Post by **Mike** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:01 am

For New Years day we will have a challenge! 4 Packs of the finest bacon is in the freezer, even more help!

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:09 pm

A challenge indeed: you might run out of bread.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:24 pm

Not likely! I am going to stock up, there is one loaf in the freezer at the moment! Another loaf will be in the freezer by then. :D

Mark Scollon · Post by **Mark Scollon** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:43 pm

Hi everyone, my name is Mark. I have been using bacon for many years now. Sometimes it is so bad that I also use sausage and fried eggs at the same time. I think I may be an addict and need help, urgently.