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Firstly, who says 50% of the population should go to Uni? Why make it like a failing if you don't go to University? There are plenty of other options, and a degree isn't the right choice for evryone. Lots of students will drop out - at Westminster, some of our departments saw 30% of students drop ou...

- one of my favourite films. Also one of my dad's favourite films - after we watched it on DVD when my folks were visiting, he wanted to watch it again *straight* away! Which means his birthday present will be very easy this year.

I saw the new one recently and I quite liked it. But only as long as you didn't think of it as a remake of the Italian Job, but just a film with the same title and minis in it. I'd give it 3S myself. Plus I liked that there was a character called Handsome Rob cos it meant I got to take the mick out ...

Best Kim Cattttrallll role ever has to be in one of the best movies EVER: Big Trouble in Little China. It also features one of my favourite movie quotes ever, from Kurt Russell: "Are you crazy? Is that your problem?". Right up there with Owen Wilson's "You're sh*tting me!" in Beh...

3S Not great - it seemed that Halle Berry's demands for more time on screen had their effect. You saw Storm more, but she had no actual story and no character. The focus kept switching around, the tension was pretty poor (probably because the pace was ridiculously fast, with no story construction or...

With an inbuilt voice-twin?

I am a real girl cat. Can you not see my picture? I put my best suit on for that shot.

Going to see it on Friday - will let you know what we think...

Anyone seen it already?

I think it's great -

Hello! You must be sure to pronounce it "poiracy" in the future, Mr Mike. In fact, the best thing is to say the whole bit at the beginning of your DVD is a comedy west country accent

Miss Lizzie isn't claiming food poisoning this time then?

They were, and some bloke as well. Wouldn't blinking shut up.

Rah! People who actually agree with me! I am not unclean!

Another Futurama one, sort of an insult to everyone who isn't Bender: Bender: "My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless." And the bestest ones ever: "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! .... Now go away or ...

Rah! - the scene at the start where he goes to the shop for the second time in the movie, and doesn't notice the zombies, blood etc, is particularly grate. And I like all the little references to things like Time Splitters, Resident Evil and 28 Days Later.