Serious Confessions

Post by **Mike** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:38 pm

I have seriously fallen off the band wagon again over the Christmas period. I have had several bacon butties in the last couple of days. I wish I was ashamed, however, I am proud to be a user! :?

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:35 pm

Christmas is indeed a struggle...do 'pigs in blankets' count as bacon use?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:00 pm

I am afraid so. . . .

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:19 pm

Damn, double damn, triple, quadruple, damn, damn, damn.

I was convinced that 'pigs in blankets' would not count. Convinced. But now, I see that it does. If it had done then I would not have put seven on my plate on Xmas day. Nor, in my now realising state of stupid state, would I have accepted the other six that were left in the bowl. *sob

In the morning, after promising myself I wouldn't, I just had to. I was starving - six German lagers the previous night didn't help. I was doing so well and then Rowenna's mum said ''you'll need a good breakfast for the drive home'' and plonked lovely rashers on the table. She then placed these fried tomatoes next to them - the good Lord knows that I tried to resist but my will was broken by............ poppyseed buns. The forces of temptation were against me. Oh cruel world. Oh delicious sandwich. Oh cruel world.

I need help for my addiction.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:58 pm

Andy wrote:I need help for my addiction.

brown sauce?

Post by **Mike** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:04 pm

Doh! I knew there was something I had forgotton for New Years Day morning. I am afraid we are going to have to be heathens and have Tomato Ketchup with our morning Butties. Yes that is right, we are organising a elicit bacon eating convention.

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:36 pm

I feel the forces are against me. Rowenna put two packs in the shopping basket this afternoon. When I protested she turned round to me and said
''it'll be nice in the morning''. Oh woe is me, I am an ''elicit bacon eater'' as Mike so kindly puts it

.

Also,

Fez wrote:brown sauce?

That will not make the problem go away. It will only mask it. I am being brave and admitting I have a problem and therefore I do not require your sarcasm at a time like this.

Besides Fez, brown sauce is not nice... tomato ketchup is. Yum,yum, yum...... Oh no, here we go again.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:58 pm

let's really cause some rummblings...

what about salad cream...?

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:26 pm

You, Sir, are in need of medical help. I shall shout at you whilst drunk on JD and coke at the earliest opportunity.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:32 pm

mr_e wrote:You, Sir, are in need of medical help. I shall shout at you whilst drunk on JD and coke at the earliest opportunity.

That sounds like fun :D

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:18 pm

I forgot to shout at him. Damn. The bacon was soooo good, though. Expecially when some kind chap makes it for you.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:51 pm

We had serious bacon issues on New Years Day. We managed to consume 4 packs of bacon and two loaves! That is very very high consumption even for this house! I enjoyed every minute of my illicit bacon eating habits.

Claire · Post by **Claire** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:38 pm

I do not consider myself to have fallen off the bacon band wagon. This is because i am a responsible bacon user. I only enjoy bacon in moderation. i do not have a bacon problem! :) And anyone who tells me i'm only in denial is just too predictabe for words!

i would openly admit, for example, to being a chocolate addict.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:24 am

Despite admitting to being a bacon user - I would like to question Mr Riley's true feelings towards bacon. As I remember, he spent New Years Day morning with his head in a bucket as a result of the 'smell'- obviously not the copious amounts of alcohol consumed the night before !!!

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:26 am

BTW - that was me above. Stupid computer is supposed to log me in automatically !!!