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Post by **Mike** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:12 am

I don't think I want to know about the elephant jokes. . . . . :?

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:43 am

It is soooooooooooo wrong but yet soooooooooooooo intriguing. Do tell us please

Am I right in assuming that the elephants had ''big'' trunks?

Post by **Mike** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:15 pm

mr_e · Post by **mr_e** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:12 pm

Way to traumatise Mike, Andy. I'll take a wild guess and say they were totally silly, completely clean jokes...I hope, otherwise my shock glands shall swell like balloons.

Sue · Post by **Sue** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:27 pm

Yes they were silly, they went something like this......

Q.How do you fit four elephants in a Mini?
A. Two in the front & two in the back

Q. how do you fit four rhinos in a Mini?
A. You take the elephants out first

What can I say , I was young and he was handsome

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:30 pm

I'd have just said that you were young.....

Sue · Post by **Sue** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:34 pm

Oh so cruel & he's sat right beside me :)

Post by **johnriley1uk** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:34 pm

I'd have just said that you were young.....

I heard that!

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:45 pm

Sorry

Here are some elephant jokes to make up for it.

Q: What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephant

Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?
A: Optomistic.

Post by **johnriley1uk** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:10 pm

Hmm...

Q What's the difference between an African and an Indian Elephant?
A About three thousand miles.

Q How does an Elephant climb an 80 foot tree?
A It gets an 80 foot ladder.

Your turn.... :D

Post by **Mike** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:14 am

Sue wrote:What can I say , I was young and he was handsome

Aw, aint that sweet! :D

Andy · Post by **Andy** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:07 am

Q: How do you get an elephant to the top of a 50ft acorn tree?
A: Plant a seed under it and tell it to wait

Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A: So they can float upside down in a bowl of custard.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:42 pm

. . . . . . If ever there was a need for moderators it would be now

Post by **johnriley1uk** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:09 pm

Ha! Two more:

Q How does an elephant get down from that 80 foot or even 50 foot tree?
A It siys on a leaf and waits for Autumn.

Q How can you tell an Elephant's been in the fridge?
A You can see its footprints in the butter.

Andy, if you can think of two more I'll concede the crown of Elephant Joke telling to you!

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:20 pm

Sue wrote:What can I say , I was young and he was handsome

and yet you still let him escape...