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Sue
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Location: Manchester

Post by Sue »

Andy I hadn't heard your joke about the elephants on a bike, :lol: :lol: it made me titter, :roll: dose this mean i'm still young? and foolish :?
Sue
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Location: Manchester

Post by Sue »

Here's another one

Q How can you tell if an elephant is in bed with you?
A He has an E on his pyjamas
Andy
Master of the South Wind
Master of the South Wind
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Location: Leigh

Post by Andy »

Sue wrote:Andy I hadn't heard your joke about the elephants on a bike, :lol: :lol: it made me titter, :roll: dose this mean i'm still young? and foolish :?
Yes, and I'm handsome!

Q:What do four elephants in a mini play?
A: Squash

Q: Why do elephants wear tiny green hats?
A: To sneak across the snooker table without being seen.
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